Why I'm Not Where You Are

Miguel. Nerd. Writer. Actor. Sculptor. Future Millionaire.
ebuddies:

wow she’s acting a little too crazy 

ebuddies:

wow she’s acting a little too crazy 

+ source: ebuddies

megaman2:

“here’s the bill sir”

“WHOA! is this my bill or my phone number?” *points at bill*

“sir, thats your name”

+ source: megaman2

tangletots:

“i can never not reblog this!”

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“i tried to scroll past this!”

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“golden rule of tumblr always reblog!”

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Source: tangletots Via: epic-humor
+ source: tangletots

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

+ source: fartgallery

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

+ source: snorlaxatives
promo4homo:


legalize it 

promo4homo:

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legalize it 

+ source: octopussoir-

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

mondoleon:

guten tag

mondoleon:

guten tag

Source: mondoleon Via: cornplaining
+ source: mondoleon

imbringinglexiback:

blackalleykat:

itfeelslikegold:

getbackinthewagonwoman:

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier

That was perfect.

 omg carlton

this makes me so happy omg

+ source: freshprincesubs

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

hetorosexual:

littleredhatter:

fancyrussiansushi:

newsweek:

slacktory:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.

And into the rabbit hole we went!

Greatest post

ah tumblr

the first girl is the same one who made the first “hey girls did you know… that um… your boobs… belong in your shirt” and it started that whole trend

+ source: ryanhatesthis

sonofheaven17:

Know were you stand: Modern Day Locations blended with Major Historical Events by Seth Taras 

1. The Hindenberg Disaster of May 6, 1937 

2. Allied soldiers rushing the beach at Normandy in June 1944

3. The Fall of the Berlin wall in 1989

4. Adolf Hitler touring Paris and standing in front of the Eiffel Tower in 1940

Source: fer1972 Via: american-pride
+ source: fer1972